Snow White and the Two Boston Terriers

Ugly Hat Pigpile

Babe Magnet

Erin Go Bra-less

Ok, I know it's a week late for St. Patrick's Day, but I was just sent this pic by someone who must've taken it last week.

In a way, these three kind of deserve each other, huh?


Thanks to "Santos Halper"  for the pic.

TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swinger Party Decor

I was trying to think of what to say about this photo - something about red underwear under brown tights looks like finding blood in the skidmarks in your underwear, or how she must be so wildly drunk she took her clothes off.  But then I scrolled down to read the description, and it's about 100 times better than anything I could have ever made up:

Title: "Amy's 1st Swing Party"
Description:   Husband and i are only going to soft swing she told me.

I negotiated her upstairs, and after the three articles of clothing were off, i did get her to fuck me and wife. She was not too worried about hubby at that point:)

Bwahahahah!!!  This really puts all the other details in the photo into perspective:  it's clearly some kind of Halloween party (you can see the pirate wench in the back).  Look at the spiderweb plastic table cloth!  Imagine you're throw a wild swinging sex party in your suburban home, and you don't want to use the nice tablecloth (jizz stains are a beast to get out).  So you go out to Wal-Mart or Target or Party City and go browsing for festive decor. Red plastic cups, maybe paper plates, TONS of napkins (you always run out), and of course, a plastic tablecloth.

Was there more than one spooky tablecoth, and she had to choose between the two?  Did she stand there for a moment in Party City, the spiderweb table cloth in one had, and a pumkpin and ghost tablecloth in the other, staring at them?

Did she read the fine print about the size dimensions and do that thing where you think, "50 inches... that's about, what? 4 feet?" because you're incable of imagining that many inches so you have to convert it to feet.  And you wonder why they don't just write it as "4 feet, 2 inches" in the first place, since everyone has to do it in their heads anyway?

All just so a bunch of strangers could fuck people other than their husbands and wives.

Guy Most/Least Deserving of a Playboy Tattoo

Women Trouble

"Ladies, ladies, how many times did I have to tell you? We have to make our Ketamine stash last all weekend. And you went and blew it all by 8pm?! Mmmmmmmmrrrggg  I am SO ANGRY!"

Thanks, Bea, for this pic.

Classic Cockblock

You can tell the guy in the middle is trying to keep his bonhomie game up, but it's so hard when he knows his shitfaced friend is sinking his battleship.

The 2nd Nerdiest Orgy I've Ever Been To

At least there were chips.

An eHarmony Match Made in Heaven

I don't want to brag, but I'm something of a matchmaker. One time I set up two friends on a date, and after a few dates, the girl reported that the guy was aggressive and left her threatening voicemails. What a success! It's like the time my friend Megan wanted a millionaire, and I set her up with this really sweet guy Ryan. Eat it, JDate.com!

Well, I've done it again! I finally found a soulmate for our favorite poodle loving bachelor:

You can thank me in the program notes at the wedding.

Footnote: Check out the photostream of the Flickr user who had the black poodle photo for a trove of old found photos. Also check out their blog at http://superbomba.tumblr.com. You won't regret it.

After Party

Hey baby, there's a little afterparty back at my place - just a few cool people, chillin, you know, no big whup. Fully stocked rec room, second fridge in the basement devoted to soda, you know, whatever you want.

New Attitude

God, threeways are looking so much cooler these days.

Super PsYcHeD!!!

Have you ever see someone so psyched about the possibility of a threeway with the voice major and the assistant stage manager?

How to Be Debonair

True or false: no matter who or what you are, there's something about smoking a pipe that says "I've fucked tons of chicks."

Peace!!

When I see a really skinny guy finding love with a fat chick, I'm super psyched, because that's what peace and harmony looks like. I'm glad this guy in the background sees it like I do.

Giant Pink Things

At first you think, "wow, that pink vest is the most disproportionally large pink thing in this photo!" But then you see the gaping maw on the girl in black, and you're like "naaaaaaaaaw way!"

The Pick-Up Artist

It looks like Mystery is about to come up with a great "opener" on this "two set", so he can "kino-escalate" the situation and ideally "kiss close".

Over the Moon

When someone sent me this photo of their friends, I first thought it was just a boring picture of some bad drunken dancing. Then I saw the wisenheimer mooning them.

If you enjoy surreptitious moonings, and you haven't already seen this page on Photobombing, please make sure to. I literally tear up everytime I see it. It doesn't get old.


Thanks to Alexis for this photo. She will paint your dog.

Unappreciated

It's heartbreaking when you're trying to get Chad's attention, but he's more interesting in his stupid beer bong than you. And you're left standing there, in your underwear. Welcome to every day of my life.