Thumbs Up

Nothing wrong with two nice ladies sharing a bowl.

Pukestream

What you are seeing is the tragic face of a man who is just watching his hopes for a HJ get filled with barf.

For One Day, Can't We All Just Get Along?

If you're a huge skinhead, a cool way to celebrate the 4th of July is to wrestling a much smaller guy in a tie-dye shirt. It represents the idealistic struggles while writing the Declaration of Independence between Thomas Jefferson and John Adams in the hit movie 1776.

How to Party Like an American

I don't want to harsh on the USA so soon after the 4th of July, but this is exactly what people mean when they talk about how the lower drinking age and wine culture in Europe means they have a much more mature attitude about drinking. The French might give their kids wine at dinner, but they don't binge drink. Us Americans, we package wine in a box by the liter, and then still can't get it fast enough, so we have to squeeze it straight out of the bag into our mouths.

This photo is of our nation's brightest law students at a party.


(Thanks for the photo, Richard

Who Doesn't Love Cake?

Living the Dream

Honestly, of all the party pictures I've ever posted, this is the one that I really really wish I hadn't missed this party. What you are looking at is pretty much the most ideal moment that a human could ever strive for.

1. Keg
2. Pool

Those are the only two things you need to transcend your mortal coil. There's just something about being drunk in a pool on the 4th of July that makes your heart want to burst with happiness. I was lucky enough to spend two 4ths in a pool with my friends Sara, Morgan, and Neal, and it was heaven.

Nice to Meet You

It's important to have your friends at a party warn you when you're about to meet a guy they know is sketchy. Look at the girl with the necklace try to give a signal to her friend. I wish she would be around me all the time like a guardian angel, just flashing the "sheeeeeeeeesh" face whenever I do something really retarded.

Happy 4th Of July!

What can I say? I love the 4th of July! I love BBQs, I love drinking beer in the afternoon, I love stickin' it to the English, I love freedom.

The 4th of July is the opposite of other holidays like Christmas or Halloween where there's a lot expected of you. You're expected to buy presents, or you're expected to have a snazzy costume. The 4th of July only asks that you show up and get totally relaxed. It's an big eating holiday, but unlike Thanksgiving, the most complicated cooking involved is placing a burger onto the grill and then taking it off the grill.

So to put you in the USA loving mood, please consider these 4th of July parties from years past that you missed:

Insert "Trashy" Joke Here:

"Last night me and Amber got TOTALLY TRASHED!"

Or perhaps a "Hefty" joke? Too mean?

It's Never Too Early to Talk to Your Kids About Kegstands

Parents are a bunch of pussies who put their kids in baby yoga and make them wear kneepads when they go rollerblading. It's nice to see that there's still some people out there who still subscribe to the old parenting techniques like making them smoke an entire carton of cigarettes if they get caught smoking. Trying to sneak a sip of gramp's beer? NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FINISH THE WHOLE THING!