I know what you're thinking. "Gee, Katie, this isn't too interesting. Some girl drinking a bottle of barcadi out of a plastic take-out cup while in the driver's seat? Snoozefest."
Hopes, dreams, wishes, falling to the floor.
Crashing, spilling, staining the carpet
Like a fruity girly shot dropped by slippery hands.
As I look down over my Miller Lite
As the liquid splashes from within the plastic cup.
I think to myself:
"Should've made Jello shots."
If Myspace was "a place for friends", then Twitter is a really good place for "getting obsessed with people you don't know IRL". And I'm completely obsessed with one particular user, @casualmalexlfan, who never tweets anything about his (or her) real life, just jokes about Xbox, Justin Beiber, stepdads, Jose Canseco, i.e. things that appeal to my interests. I have no idea who this person is, I just know that everything he writes is 100% perfect.
The other day, he posted this photo, which is definitely one of those things that has been around the internet for a while, and I avoid posting those kinds of pics. But this one is really just SO good, with so many elements I love (Coyote Ugly style bar, projectile vomiting, striped polo shirts) and I feel like I would be not doing my duty if I didn't share this with you all.
So enjoy. And take my advice: follow @casualmalexlfan.
From left to right, this is the exact sequence of faces I made when I found out the beautiful angel, Tila Tequila, was hurt by those horrible juggalos throwing bottles at her this weekend.
This video of a kid chugging a 1/5 of vodka on a bet is kind of horrific, but also kind of slow. It's over 4 mintues, so let me spoil it for you: he finishes it. Let your mind be boggled:
Recently, I did an interview with Evil Monito magazine, and you can read the article here. The best part was that Jennifer Chen, who interviewed me, just sent me this picture last night because she thought I'd enjoy it. I was like, "hey, I didn't say you could bring photos of my mother into this." wah wah. Joooookes.
The best part of this picture is it takes place at Senor Frog's.
Some photos of body shots are just kind of disturbing and difficult for anyone with a sense of morality and righteousness to view. What was probably a whimsical bit of fun at the time looks exploitative and repugnant the next day in photographs.
Ok, admittedly, this is a real party-pooper stance on body shots. I'm being pretty uptight, all "hey, where are their MOTHERS to teach them how to be a lady!?" Oh wait.....
In the 1800s, there was a popular fad of trick photography to make "ghosts" appear in photos as this sort of cloudy mist or dust that was created in the developing process. Charlatans would act as clairvoyants and produce a photo for bereaved families supposedly showing their loved ones' ghosts floating about.
I am having a horrible time finding good examples of these old ghost photographs, and now I'm kind of on a mission. If anyone knows of a good link, let me know.
True fact: appletinis cause cataracts.
"Girl Drink Drunk" Kids in the Hall Sketch (pic related):
She's already got a beer can in her front pocket and another tucked into the front of her shirt, so I really don't want to know where she's going to store that Cuervo.
You know what the weirdest part of the Phil Spector murder was? The prosecution had the bartenders from the restaurants he was at the night of the murder, and they testified that he had drank this bizarre mix of rum-based drinks: 4 daiquiris, a shot of straight rum, and 2 "navy grogs".
I had to look up what a navy grog is (juice and different rums mixed together) - but the Wikipedia article on the history of the navy grog is fascinating. Back in the heyday of the British naval empire, they had to add a certain amount of rum to all the drinking water on a ship to keep it from getting fetid; sailors were basically constantly buzzed. The exact portion of rum mixed into the water for each sailor was officially set by the British goverment - this lasted until 1970, incredibly.
Point is, what kind of crazed, murderous monster actually gets drunk on rum??
Knave! Doth thou let thy king poureth his own goblet of Yellowtail? To the rack with thee!
