This Is What My Hangovers Look Like

Lewis Carroll dreamed up Alice In Wonderland when he had migraine headaches. When I get one after a long night of drinking alone in my special "weeping closet", this photo is the only image that blazes into my brain. Over and over and over.

P.S. does anyone know the significance of the colors in boot laces? Like if it's red, you're a Nazi skinhead, and white if you're a non-Nazi (something like that)... Does having one black and one white laced boot have anything to do with the fact that it appears this man has fake tits?

Letting It All Hang Out

This photo shows the downside to duct taping 40oz Colt 45s to your hands: You have to leave your pants unbuckled and unzipped because you can't undo them yourself to pee.

A True Enthusiast

Welcome to the House of Booze. There's a Budweiser mirror on the wall, a Jagermeister bottle on the fireplace next to another unknown bottle. And this guy? He's just representing what he loves most, wearing a Jack Daniels t-shirt.

The Best Band In the World

Whatever band is playing off in the upper corner is clearly the best band in the world, because no one can take their eyes off their set.

Over the Moon

When someone sent me this photo of their friends, I first thought it was just a boring picture of some bad drunken dancing. Then I saw the wisenheimer mooning them.

If you enjoy surreptitious moonings, and you haven't already seen this page on Photobombing, please make sure to. I literally tear up everytime I see it. It doesn't get old.


Thanks to Alexis for this photo. She will paint your dog.

Bachelorette Party

It's funny, you wouldn't peg these ladies as the type to hire a black little person stripper. This is really uncomfortable on a lot of levels. GET IT? Different levels?

Oy vey.




(Thanks, Mitch.)

Nice Rasta Hat/Wig Combo

I can't tell whose hat offends me more.

I Have A Dream

See, I don't see race or gender when I look at a person. I just see a person. So to me, when I first saw this photo, I was confused because I thought I was seeing triple of one person in this photo, like some crazy photoshopping effect. Turns out, I was seeing double because I'm stoned out of my mind, but that's neither here nor there.

Burka/Tie-Dye Dance Party

Which do you think this is: the Chicken Noodle Soup or the Soulja Boy?

Party Hats

You can either act like you're too cool to wear a party hat, or you can embrace it and make the world know that nothing can flap your cool. I think the choice is clear.