Me and My Friends Doing Mad Shots at the Bar

Badass Krew

Bro Pile

You've heard of a beeramid, but this is specific frat refinement: a bro-amid.  A pyramid of bros.
BTW, why you can always tell Boston guys even without their Red Sox hats?  I can tell so immediately if someone is from Boston.  I guess maybe LA is like that?  I don't think you can spot other cities so easily.  Maybe I'm just biased because I'm so familiar with the Boston Bro.

Cyber Monday Party!

Get your a/s/l on and grab a case of Mt Dew Code Red, because it's Cyber Monday, y'all!

Broga Party

Fo shizzle! Me and J-deep are about to kick this toga party like it's 1,000 B.C.! There's some fine honeys here from Delta Tau and we've got the NOW That's What I Call Music! collection volumes 19-27 all ready to jam out on all the Black Eye Pea hits, so get ready for Tooooooooooooooga, be-atches! That's what's UP!

Grossest Beer Bong

At first this made me uncomfortable because I was focused on how weird it is to do a beer bong while sitting down.  Something just doesn't seem right - it's not a fine brandy or glass of merlot.  It's like pooping standing up.

Then I looked at what was in that bong.  And it's not beer.  It's some creamy milky substance; it looks like either a bong of Bailey's Irish Cream or else it's some guy named Bailey O'Doyle's special cream if you know what I mean.

Either way, O'Doyle rules.

Good to the Last Drop

My uncle always does this uncle-type joke where he "wrings" the wine bottle when pouring the last out, as if it was a tube of toothpaste that could excrete more if you squeezed it.  This has always cracked me up, and I like to do it myself, laboring under the assumption that others find this equally funny (they probably don't).  The trick is you really have to add the drama - grunt a little and make it seem like you're really using your muscles as you wring the bottle.  Sell it a little.  You have to go whole hog on this uncle-humor to pull it off.

Bros Lifting Things

Two bros helping each other carry a keg, flexing their biceps, each insisting to the other that he take the bulk of the weight.  Two bros signaling approval by giving thumbs up.

Karoke Bros Catch on Fire

This gif just came to me from Max Wowch, my co-blogger (ew, did I just type that word?) at WRAPAROUNDS! and Not Official Merch.  He asked if I post animated gifs, and I said, not really, but this particular example of the dangers of karaoke must be shown.  If only for the fire-safety precaution.

The Most Beautiful Hairs, Pt. 2

Burlesque!

The thing about burlesque is that it's really sexy, but the other thing is that the people who are into burlesque are really unsexy.

Party Pals

Sutter Home Bros

Thanks to Sarcastic Meow for this one.

Take Your Pick, Ladies

You get to pick one to take home tonight.  Choose wisely.

Left to Right:
Black Shirt, curly hair: he will make love to you gently and sweetly, but his genitals will smell HORRIBLE.
Striped hoody: his childhood molestation makes intimacy incredibly difficult for him; he will cry after cumming.
Shaved head: will give you a bumbling back-handed compliment like, "it's ok, I actually like small boobs."
Black hat: he will refuse to wear a condom.

TGIF!!!!!!!

Wrong Outfit for the Toga Party

Candy Bracelet Tough Guys

Thanks to an anonymous contributor who would like to be known as "Anita Bonghit" for this pic.

Today's Special: Man Soup

Guitar An Hero

We're shocked by suicide because to a sane person, it's so unfathomable. But when you look at this miserable, horrible, meaningless existence, maybe it's more shocking it doesn't just happen all the time.

Epic Bukkake Party