You get to pick one to take home tonight. Choose wisely.
Left to Right:
Black Shirt, curly hair: he will make love to you gently and sweetly, but his genitals will smell HORRIBLE.
Striped hoody: his childhood molestation makes intimacy incredibly difficult for him; he will cry after cumming.
Shaved head: will give you a bumbling back-handed compliment like, "it's ok, I actually like small boobs."
Black hat: he will refuse to wear a condom.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Take Your Pick, Ladies
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Should have been titled Take Your Pick, Laddies.
I've never seen prettier ladyboys outside of Bangkok.
In striped-hoody dudes nose is either cocaine or a booger. Buyer beware.
Dude's got some serious VCR (Visible Cocaine Residue), and that seems to explain a lot about their facial expressions
I have had "It's ok, I like small boobs", word for word, so many times. Is this in some kind of widely circulating douchebag phrasebook that I am unaware of?
These are NZ boys so there won't be any coke
Bareback with Black Hat. He'll have the coolest STDs.
stripped hoodie.
i tend to leave right after finishing,and not return their calls.
problem solved.
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