Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Burning Man? More Like.... Burning Stupid-Man

One time I was at a roof party at one of those large buildings in Williamsburg where the residents share the roof.  This was quite a few years ago when a different type of losers and shitheads still lived on the Williamsburg waterfront (as opposed to the current losers and shitheads).  Some other tennants in the building also had some friends on the roof.  They were unsavory hippy types, and one of them started doing this assinine thing with spinning flaming things.  I don't know what the proper name for this activity is, and I don't want to ever know.  It's what's going on in this photo, you know what it is.

My friend Keren started yelling "GO BACK TO BURNING MAN, HIPPIES!" at them, which was the funniest thing to me at the time.  Hippies HATE it when you don't like their stupid fire-dancing displays.  They seemed so hurt and dismayed to be in a hostile environment.  Sorry nerds, Keren does not appreciate you.


Anonymous said...

Yeah, you're looking for fire poi. I learned that on True Life: I'm in a Polyamorous Relationship.

Patrick said...

Surprisingly, I'm more annoyed that "Keren" is a name that someone actually has.

Anonymous said...

He looks like a fire dancing performer who does his job with the same enthusiasm as a liquor store clerk

Anonymous said...

I was at a party once.
I saw a guy with flaming things.
My friend yelled at him.
I am such a badass.
The end...


chris said...

burning man, more like burning man-child?