I don't want to brag, but I'm something of a matchmaker. One time I set up two friends on a date, and after a few dates, the girl reported that the guy was aggressive and left her threatening voicemails. What a success! It's like the time my friend Megan wanted a millionaire, and I set her up with this really sweet guy Ryan. Eat it, JDate.com!
Well, I've done it again! I finally found a soulmate for our favorite poodle loving bachelor:
You can thank me in the program notes at the wedding.
Footnote: Check out the photostream of the Flickr user who had the black poodle photo for a trove of old found photos. Also check out their blog at http://superbomba.tumblr.com. You won't regret it.
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My favorite part is that Megan might have to testify at the trial at some point. Jaysus Christ, I can't wait for the L&O ripped from these headlines
OMG I am so dumfoundedly ecstatic that you mentioned the Megan Wants a Millionaire status that I can't say anything else about it, much like VH1's pulling all the web content today. CAR AYZ AY!
ps I think I meant scandal, not status. Way to go, no preview her comments lady!
What a pimp!
Meanwhile, thank you for your recent tweet about the Bunnyfling. It has led me to the discovery of a profile of one mr. Pornovore. Besides holidays, uncles, and all things Japanese, this creepy, bespectacled gentleman has also taken away from me any joy I might have otherwise felt about being online with no pants on, realizing he is probably doing the same. I want that joy back. You owe me my no pants time.
She's out of his league.
What's the original awesome-guy-with-poodz link?
or what's it tagged under?
I want to facebook this noise.
I'm kind of in love with that old lady actually.
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