Thursday, June 19, 2008

Party Hints: Theme Decorations

When you're throwing an orgy, the proper mood setting is very important. Dim the lights, tack up some blacklight posters, and toss some Luther Vandross on the tape deck.

I really recommend you stay away from streamers and helium balloons of the Yellow M&M guy. The M& M guys are proven boner killers.


Anonymous said...

Well, the two girlsfriends getting it on restored my boner to maximum warp!

John White said...

Uncool. The M&M was a guest, not a decoration.