Thursday, June 12, 2008

Party Hints: Boob Cake Age Limit

When planning a surprise party, a question many people have is, "when someone too old to get them a boob cake for his or her birthday?" It's safe to say the cutoff is about 25 years younger than this guy.

Possible exceptions to this rule include:
- if he's recently been release from prison
- after a nasty divorce
- if he's actually a manchild like Robin Williams in "Jack"

Let's hope it's one of those.

5 comments:

Lexi:: PottyMouthMama said...

EW! That's certainly an unsavoury image!

Anonymous said...

It's also so perfect that his name is Fred.

Anonymous said...

If that is fred and not some cuckold stealin a go at fred's dismembered cake bozoms

Anonymous said...

Nice boobs...

Fred who?

Jacey said...

Another possible answer is: "when you're drinking a glass of merlot with your slice of boob cake."