Wednesday, August 19, 2009

An eHarmony Match Made in Heaven

I don't want to brag, but I'm something of a matchmaker. One time I set up two friends on a date, and after a few dates, the girl reported that the guy was aggressive and left her threatening voicemails. What a success! It's like the time my friend Megan wanted a millionaire, and I set her up with this really sweet guy Ryan. Eat it, JDate.com!


Well, I've done it again! I finally found a soulmate for our favorite poodle loving bachelor:


You can thank me in the program notes at the wedding.
Footnote: Check out the photostream of the Flickr user who had the black poodle photo for a trove of old found photos. Also check out their blog at http://superbomba.tumblr.com. You won't regret it.

8 comments:

Caligula Sanchez said...

My favorite part is that Megan might have to testify at the trial at some point. Jaysus Christ, I can't wait for the L&O ripped from these headlines

DoeHands said...

OMG I am so dumfoundedly ecstatic that you mentioned the Megan Wants a Millionaire status that I can't say anything else about it, much like VH1's pulling all the web content today. CAR AYZ AY!

DoeHands said...

ps I think I meant scandal, not status. Way to go, no preview her comments lady!

HorribleLicensePlates said...

What a pimp!

ModernSophist said...

Meanwhile, thank you for your recent tweet about the Bunnyfling. It has led me to the discovery of a profile of one mr. Pornovore. Besides holidays, uncles, and all things Japanese, this creepy, bespectacled gentleman has also taken away from me any joy I might have otherwise felt about being online with no pants on, realizing he is probably doing the same. I want that joy back. You owe me my no pants time.

kdub said...

She's out of his league.

Anonymous said...

What's the original awesome-guy-with-poodz link?

or what's it tagged under?

I want to facebook this noise.

AurorasBored said...

I'm kind of in love with that old lady actually.