Ok, so I have this thing about hippie women and their love of bare arms/back/shoulders, but their hatred of bare thighs. Ever notice this? Hippie girls love spaghetti strap tanks and tube tops, even in winter, but will never wear short-shorts or short dresses/skirts?
This one here really encapsulates my theory with this ill-fitting (notice the seam cutting the bust) halter in what looks like some organic cotton fabric, showing off her hairy pits.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
This Party Is the Pits
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Hippie chicks are responsible for the dress/skirt over pants problem, which is an extremely hostile version of the phenomenon you've observed.
I think it's because hippies sit on the ground a lot, hard to do in short dress/skirt.
And puppies jump on them a lot.
Their armpits are a statement and not just a personal choice, y'dig? But thighs, thighs are off-limits. Thigh-showin' is for women who whore themselves to the patriarchy.
I can hear their simultaneously bellowing and strident voices from here because I used to live wherever the fuck they are wherever it might be.
$5 says the woman on the left has a Subaru wagon with a kayak on top.
Joke:
What do you do when you take off a hippy chicks skirt? You take off her jeans.
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