Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Like Your Bod

I know that having muscles is antithetical to being a Cool Hip Dude, but just for once I really wouldn't mind seeing some defined biceps on a guy who isn't totally a loser. We tend to think that Depped-up meatheads who name their 6-packs have cornered the market on smokin' bods, but we forget about these insidious long-haired yoga enthusiasts who would love to let you toke on their bong and while giving you a back massage and telling you about how great it feels to be in tune with your body. I can smell this guy's body reak wafting past his crystal deodorant from here.

I'm going to go ahead and call this one: Muscle Hippies are offically The Worst.

10 comments:

jjdaddyo said...

Is that why hippy chicks wear all that patchouli? To drown out hippy guy's stench?

Anonymous said...

Eww,gross. Imagine the thirteen hour tantric sex he would want to have with you. I mean really. Who wants to fuck for thirteen hours without getting to nut? I total shit maniac.

Anonymous said...

Im not sure some of that definition isn't just dirt...

Anonymous said...

Darken his hair and that's Tom Cruise in Magnolia.

Buna said...

I am starting a CrosFit Drum Circle yoga center. No showers.

emilyalane said...

you see, I was totally ok with this dude (and his most definite stench)till I saw that dolla-store- throwback-sleeve-cutt off-hot mess of a pirate shirt.


I don't even understand it...

Anonymous said...

You totally want that guy. How do I know? 'Cause I totally want that guy.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what an ignorant posting by the author of this blog. This is one of the reasons why a general IQ test should be mandatory for someone wanting to open up a blog spot. I know some pretty smelly right wing religious flag waving conservatives. I treat them all the time at the local psychiatric clinic. Seriously messed up folks.

Anonymous said...

"totally a loser"...OR GAY. sigh, life is so unfair!

Anonymous said...

His earnestness is what bothers me the most.