Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Like Your Bod

I know that having muscles is antithetical to being a Cool Hip Dude, but just for once I really wouldn't mind seeing some defined biceps on a guy who isn't totally a loser. We tend to think that Depped-up meatheads who name their 6-packs have cornered the market on smokin' bods, but we forget about these insidious long-haired yoga enthusiasts who would love to let you toke on their bong and while giving you a back massage and telling you about how great it feels to be in tune with your body. I can smell this guy's body reak wafting past his crystal deodorant from here.

I'm going to go ahead and call this one: Muscle Hippies are offically The Worst.

10 comments:

JJ Daddy-O said...

Is that why hippy chicks wear all that patchouli? To drown out hippy guy's stench?

Anonymous said...

Eww,gross. Imagine the thirteen hour tantric sex he would want to have with you. I mean really. Who wants to fuck for thirteen hours without getting to nut? I total shit maniac.

Anonymous said...

Im not sure some of that definition isn't just dirt...

Anonymous said...

Darken his hair and that's Tom Cruise in Magnolia.

Buna said...

I am starting a CrosFit Drum Circle yoga center. No showers.

emilyalane said...

you see, I was totally ok with this dude (and his most definite stench)till I saw that dolla-store- throwback-sleeve-cutt off-hot mess of a pirate shirt.


I don't even understand it...

Anonymous said...

You totally want that guy. How do I know? 'Cause I totally want that guy.

Anonymous said...

Wow, what an ignorant posting by the author of this blog. This is one of the reasons why a general IQ test should be mandatory for someone wanting to open up a blog spot. I know some pretty smelly right wing religious flag waving conservatives. I treat them all the time at the local psychiatric clinic. Seriously messed up folks.

Anonymous said...

"totally a loser"...OR GAY. sigh, life is so unfair!

Anonymous said...

His earnestness is what bothers me the most.