Is it something that's discussed that Scottsdale, Arizona secretly has the trashiest people? I don't think it is. So I'll go ahead and explain: it's like some weird amalgam of Los Angeles and Tampa, Florida, but yet without the charm of either. It's also the locale of the best TV show ever, Sex Decoy: Love Stings on the Fox Reality channel. The premise of the show is a private detective agency run by a former stripper MILF and her 3 stripper daughters where set up sting seduction operations on suspected cheaters. I can't believe this kind off quality programming was canceled.
Anyway, I've never been to Scottsdale, but I'm mostly ok with making hasty judgements based off of photos I've found on Flickr. It seems whenever I come across a photo of some really wasted blonds in club clothes, it turns out to be Scottsdale.
They look they're from Florida, but with more expensive haircuts and highlights, and yet aren't as stylish or thin as people from California.
Here's what I mean:
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Why do some guys think it's okay to wear t-shirts with sport coats? What did we as a society do to encourage this? Where did we go wrong? I'm not even angry. I'm just...disappointed.
The sidewalks in Scottsdale are greasy with the rancid grime of spray-on tanner and vomited Popov. Arizona, in general, attracts undesirables; bitchy retirees, Right-wing bigot pigs, wannabe MILFs with shiny suckling-pig-style plastic skin and overly coked and gelled fratboy tools. Terrible, terrible fucking place. I dated a girl from ASU for a while and Bill Maher was totally correct - "You know when strippers say 'I'm working my way through college'? That's the college."
poor bar tender man he looks so sad
I always thought Coyote Ugly would be better with stretch marks.
The Bald bartender really looks as though he's questioning his life stance.
The kissing dude unnerves me.
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