Women complain about how they're jealous of men for the convenience of peeing while standing up. But men will never know the delight of the surprise when you sit down to go pee, and all of a sudden you realize a poop is coming out.
To men, pooping is a scheduled event - you have to make the decision to sit instead of stand; you have to have a plan of attack when you enter the bathroom. In fact, I bet many men have rarely ever experience the poop/pee simulcast in their lives.
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where are the orig photos. I want to see the whole photo stream
sorry, i only have just that pic, no source.
Things I was not prepared to see today, near the top of the list.
That doesn't look like a no-wiper, but something tells me that she is going to just pull up her pants and walk away. Her date is going to later regret that decision.
*gasps
I am both appalled and impressed!
This should be a National Geographic cover; it has a very momentous feeling to it. "Life" magazine photo of the year. This should go back to publishing that just for this.
damn, i love the artistic "through the branches" shot. oh wait, that's just creepy.
I was going to liken this picture to a car crash--I can't take my eyes away from it for some repulsive reason. But, car crashes don't usually make me want to projectile vomit. So, it has now created it's own category in my mind.
"Double Duty"
Try:
"Double Doodie"
(you're welcome)
looks like a party poop.
Sadly, the thing that makes me think this is real is that her face is red, like mine gets when...well, like it is right now as I type this and take a dump...
in europe we stand up for our rights but we sit down when we piss so mostly all caring dudes know how it is when u pee and finaly let a snickers flow.....
What the heck? That's the longest turd I have ever seen.
I am a dude who has peep, pooped, and puked at the same time. I opted to get the pee and puke in the toilet and the duke on my pants. Food poisoning is a bitch. This photo will stay with me longer than that experience.
You know when you see something gross and can't stop looking at it? Yeah.
Also why is it so smooth? That doesn't seem right.
is anyone suddenly in the mood for hotdogs?
Don't do that again!
Oh my giddy gods pajamas did not expect that! it looks like a boomerang
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