I love coincidences. I love it when it turns out someone you know also went to high school with your hairdresser. When I hear something like that, I love to make a big stink about how craaaazy it is and what a weird small world it is. I get so annoyed when other people don't act as impressed by the coincidence.
One time, waiting to board a LA-->NYC flight, I saw not only Anthony Keidis, Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World, but also a guy I went to high school with, who just happened to be dating a girl who sat next to me in the bassoon section of high school band. What a star-studded flight and a crazy coincidence! When I went to say hello to my high school chum, he was not fazed at all that we were running into each other at LAX. I was devastated. [You like that boring story? Guess what, I got a million more!]
So imagine my delight when on the same day, I get two photos sent to me by readers that have something very specific in common - a woman being abused by some sort of lavender-colored object. In one case, the purple jelly dildo cocked and ready to strike, and in the other a boobie-biting menace in a orchid vest and tie. Kismet!
Thanks to Jeremy for the dildo pic, and an anonymous donor (who stole the pic from someone's Facebook and doesn't want to be implicated) for the nipple nibbler.
7 comments:
i feel that "INCOMING!!" is an appropriate title.
The second picture looks as if it was taken circa 1987.
Man alive that's a lot of "Spanx"!
The dildo one is amazing, because usually people act like they know they are going to be struck with a dildo in the photo. But this one, she is trying to smile like she isn't going to get hit with a big dildo.
More stories. I think I am in love with you.
My favorite part of the dildo picture is the woman to the left, staring at the dick-tipped straw with a look of miserable resignation, like she had been preparing for the party to suck, and is now dealing with the fact she was totally right.
I DID NOT KNOW DICK STRAWS EXISTED UNTIL TODAY. I'M NOT SURE IF MY LIFE IS BETTER OR WORSE OFF NOW.
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