I love coincidences. I love it when it turns out someone you know also went to high school with your hairdresser. When I hear something like that, I love to make a big stink about how craaaazy it is and what a weird small world it is. I get so annoyed when other people don't act as impressed by the coincidence.
One time, waiting to board a LA-->NYC flight, I saw not only Anthony Keidis, Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World, but also a guy I went to high school with, who just happened to be dating a girl who sat next to me in the bassoon section of high school band. What a star-studded flight and a crazy coincidence! When I went to say hello to my high school chum, he was not fazed at all that we were running into each other at LAX. I was devastated. [You like that boring story? Guess what, I got a million more!]
So imagine my delight when on the same day, I get two photos sent to me by readers that have something very specific in common - a woman being abused by some sort of lavender-colored object. In one case, the purple jelly dildo cocked and ready to strike, and in the other a boobie-biting menace in a orchid vest and tie. Kismet!

7 comments:
i feel that "INCOMING!!" is an appropriate title.
The second picture looks as if it was taken circa 1987.
Man alive that's a lot of "Spanx"!
The dildo one is amazing, because usually people act like they know they are going to be struck with a dildo in the photo. But this one, she is trying to smile like she isn't going to get hit with a big dildo.
More stories. I think I am in love with you.
My favorite part of the dildo picture is the woman to the left, staring at the dick-tipped straw with a look of miserable resignation, like she had been preparing for the party to suck, and is now dealing with the fact she was totally right.
I DID NOT KNOW DICK STRAWS EXISTED UNTIL TODAY. I'M NOT SURE IF MY LIFE IS BETTER OR WORSE OFF NOW.
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