Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Hate the Homeless

There's the same homeless guy always begging outside my office building every day. I call him Moondog, and he looks like Kris Kristofferson + Gandalf. The other day I saw him working a different block.  It was weird - we sort of acknowledged each other in the way you would nod at someone who was a friend of a friend, and he didn't try to panhandle from me.  It was almost like some sort of professional respect or something, since he wasn't working my block.  It's kind of like when I see my liquor store guy at the gym.

I guess the difference with Moondog and this girl is that I've fucked Moondog.



Raymond said...

Slutty bum costume?! I can't think of a better costume for the office Halloween party

Anonymous said...

you slept with a homeless guy?

Anonymous said...

lol when you see your liquor store guy at the gym. I'm still laughing about that

TILTE said...

i have respect for moondog.

i don't have respect for "will bj for beer" girl.

bork hams said...

I love this post, its funny as hell to me.