There's the same homeless guy always begging outside my office building every day. I call him Moondog, and he looks like Kris Kristofferson + Gandalf. The other day I saw him working a different block. It was weird - we sort of acknowledged each other in the way you would nod at someone who was a friend of a friend, and he didn't try to panhandle from me. It was almost like some sort of professional respect or something, since he wasn't working my block. It's kind of like when I see my liquor store guy at the gym.
I guess the difference with Moondog and this girl is that I've fucked Moondog.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
I Hate the Homeless
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5 comments:
Slutty bum costume?! I can't think of a better costume for the office Halloween party
you slept with a homeless guy?
lol when you see your liquor store guy at the gym. I'm still laughing about that
i have respect for moondog.
i don't have respect for "will bj for beer" girl.
I love this post, its funny as hell to me.
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