Monday, October 19, 2009

Dorks and Drugs

Regardless of your opinions on if drugs are good or bad, we can probably all agree that cool people do drugs, and that people who do drugs have a certain look.  That  je ne sais quoi look has a variety of different forms and styles, but there's a certain thread of coolness.  Even if it's not actually cool.  Like have you ever seen a white guy in dreadlocks and considered even for a second that he has never done drugs in his life?  Of course not.  And that's not a cool haircut, but it's just some signifier for having made the life decision to be the kind of person who enjoys drugs.

I'm not sure this is making any sense at all, but stick with me here...  The best way I can describe this is to show you this picture, and have you consider how totally unnatural and uncanny it looks to see two total dorks doing drugs?


From the caption on Flickr for this photo, it turns out this a pipe they bought on vacation in Vietnam and are only smoking tobacco. See? It's like the world is all back in its order.

12 comments:

leila said...
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leila said...

I've known folks who do drugs that look like they don't. Good for them, right? I've also known white people with dreads that don't do drugs. It's a crazy world out there.

SLEBBO! said...

leilatex lies, I can tell.

Well i got to say that you had me holding my breath for a minute there, im relieved!

all cool people do drugs, dorks ain't shit!

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah, yeah, my bong is for 'tobacco use only', too. Fake IDs are for entertainment use only, and so forth.

Anonymous said...

Actually they do smoke tobacco with bong just like that in Vietnam. Travel my friend.

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Unknown said...

smoking tobacco in bong, well that's nasty for sure.

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Anonymous said...

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