Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Wanna Fingerbang?

19 comments:

Robert H said...

No thanks.

Listy said...

Aren't long fingernails out of style?

Anonymous said...

"Like oh my gawd! I am the sex."

Anonymous said...

i wonder what makes him wake up in the morning and think that he looks good

Kid Douche said...

Even his tarantula hates him.

Dave said...

Fingernails, metal shit on/in his face, earrings, bleach job, lots of jelly bracelets...

Hey buddy, you forgot to wax your eyebrows.

TheWycliffe said...

I am repulsed.

unfortunate names said...

I'm gunna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's al-right
Cuz I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night

Dame said...

I like that he has a smiley face ring.
You may define "like" as you wish.

Malthebof said...

Where do I start? I think I'll just caution don't go near any magnets

Sorsha said...

See?

Too much Twilight is bad for you!

Patrick Yeagle said...

I can understand the whole "beat of a different drum" thing, but let's be honest: You look absolutely ridiculous.

It's scientific fact, confirmed in a double-blind, placebo-laden study by the University of Whatthehell.

Virgtastic said...

Shit! Someone thought of my South Park Fingerbang song first. Oh well...

Looks a tad like a wanna-be cross dressing Eminem.

BLAND said...

My vagina hurt after looking at this picture.

Anonymous said...

man, vanilla ice looks like shit.

jasmine said...

ow...... I've gotten some bad claw-bangs but that looks like a slasher/porno waiting to happen.

_non_ said...

i shit you not i went to college with this guy when i was 19. his name is john and he told me i'd be his type of girl back when he was into girls.

Coorain said...

I just don't understand why it seems like I'm the only commenter who's into this.

Anonymous said...

#Bland > my butthole hurts after looking at this picture.