You could get away with this look on your wedding day if your wife was some ska-loving, roller-derby, etsy shopgirl who would think it was charming and "totally us". But if this beaded princess is the girl of your dreams, then sir, I have grave concerns about the state of your union.
Thanks, Justin, for this pic.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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is he definitely the groom? there's a solid bang of 'lovable, chubby guy who was too likely to turn up drunk to be best man, but is nonetheless here' off him.
Dear Lord!
Does his arm say "Belligerent"?
SAD FACE.
Even better, it says "Beligerent".
the misspelled tattoo makes me cringe
Just proves hot women will love completely ugly men. I guess thank god for that though.
In this case looks like low self esteem meets low self esteem.
I'm sorry, have I logged in to the 'Hot Chicks With Douchebags" website by mistake?
If you look at this picture and think that the girl is way hotter than the guy, I beg you to reexamine. Although he's a slob, she's a total cheeseball in a beaded bodice wedding dress with bad prom hair. Sometimes you gotta draw the line in the sand about whose side you're on - the slobby weirdos or the vanilla straights.
Well, the genius contributors at Urban Dictionary think it's spelled right ("beligerent is a girl who drinks a little to much just to get some... and blames it on the cuervos and eats bread and seems to forget the next day").
Generally, on one's wedding day, it's better to err much closer to "vanilla straight" than "slobby weirdo."
Dave, agreed.
i think her hair looks really nice!
Actually I think this looks more like a Halloween party. They are supposed to be dressed as Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
"Beligerent" -- is that a rap thing, or just an illiteracy thing?
If it is wedding day, he has the right idea: stick with the drink, it'll always be there for you.
I agree that the guy has a heavy "lovable, chubby guy" air about him - just look at that hat.
They're holding the reception in some cinder-block fire hall with Christmas lights for a decoration. The t-shirt is the least of their problems.
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Oh look, the classic scenario: She's found a Project Guy. I'm sure that she's got all kinds of ideas for how she'll clean him up.
That's always been my problem, I've found. I do my own laundry, I know how to cook real food, I flush and put the lid down, I read books, I have a real job and own my own home. I've got nothing left that needs fixing! No wonder I'm invariably consigned to the Friend Ladder.
HAHA FAIL. she'll leave him in a few years time
Fail my butt!! I hope this is the groom and good on him for landing her for however long it lasts! You go dude!
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