Sometimes I like to take a moment to talk about what a good person I am and some of the selfless good deeds I do. One time I was walking home drunk and alone around 5am after eating alone in a diner (are you bummed out yet?) and I saw a guy passed out on the sidewalk. He looked obviously not homeless, and I was feeling cheerful, so I nudged him with my foot a little and said "hey buddy, wake up." He didn't move, so I shook him harder and finally got him to wake up and stand. He was very gay in that he was homosexual and also oddly jovial for a guy in his situation. It turned out that he was only half a block away from his apartment. I guess he just couldn't make it that final stretch home and decided to take a breather in the middle of the sidewalk. I walked him to his apartment, and helped him inside. I helped him into bed and fed his dog.
Ok, now I'll admit that is definitely not the right thing to do if you see someone passed out, unless you like a 50% chance of getting murdered. But at least it's better than doing this:
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Good Samaritan
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7 comments:
am i the only one who feels a little more comfortable with this since i noticed its a girl's arm?
Narcoleptic Patio Bowling!!
The worst part is that she seems to be making a vain effort to keep the interloper from pulling her pants down.
Hawt. I sure hope they don't get into a tickle fight later.
I didn't know married women ever did that kind of thing.
I like the outfit. 'Thanks' to the sadist showing off the cute undies as well. All in all I'd feel more comfortable if the next picture was her punching out the bitch.
You are a good Samaritan! Not so much for this pic.
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