But Lites and photos of people in limos.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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8 comments:
Stay klassy, Bud Light drinking limo passengers.
Yeah, if you go to the expense of renting a limo and strippers to ride in it with you, you could at least buy some Heinekens. Or anything in bottles.
I think it has to do with the fact that the only people getting excited about piling into a limo to begin with are the same people with such refined taste as to stock the bar with Budweiser products. After this it's off to a high priced suite at the Best Western for a little group action.
Who was the asshole that was, like,
"Bud Lite? I'm not drinking that SHIT! I brought my own."
...And shows up with one Miller Lite tallboy.
Says the chick in the orange "dress," "let's open up this sunroof. My farts stink!!"
Ahhh fart jokes....
Not to be a bummer--and I think they're as cheesy as the next person-- but I'm assuming most people rent limos who are traveling in large parties and planning on getting trashed and don't wanna drive themselves around. Unfortunately, most people look ridiculous in them. Okay, all people. Especially the white ones. Except for Dolly Parton.
You're a pathetic racist.
You: " Hey look! A white guy in funny ethnic clothes! He He HE!"
Reality: His wife and new in-laws totally respect him for not being a stupid American fuck like you.
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