Lisa from the Netherlands sent me a link to a guy's entry on a Dutch messageboard with a bunch of pictures of himself. This picture is my personal favorite because he's really looking like spray-tan Steven Segal, but he also has some more pictures of himself with karate accessories, pit bulls, and cornrows. The text is in Dutch, so I'll translate for you:
"Oh hello there. I was just enjoying this fine cigar and champagne in my hot tub. Wouldn't you like to join me and relax in the soothing bubbles? Don't worry, you can't get pregnant if you give me a hand job and I ejaculate in the water. Yes, I read that in a magazine article. Would you like to get a closer look at my nipples?"
Check out his full entry and more pictures here.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Hot Tub Party
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My, my...arent we full of ourselves?
Dude! I just BabelFish the page and found out that he worked in a tampon factory.
Tampon factory.
Yes, lets just take a moment and think about that for a moment....
He's the pimp of my preferred prostitute. Haven't seen him around the last few weeks though.
I say he needs a bra in 11 years.
Wow.
He's a Dutch Gino!
I had no idea that particular breed was found so far north, preferring the sun and sand of jersey beach.
I wonder what's dutch for Jagerbombs.
Haha.. This dude was a huge cult thing on dutch messagesboards for years.. Like Jaak says; both him and his brother got arrested a few weeks ago for luring girls they met online into prostitution.
I don't know how you resisted using the photo in the spa with the strategically placed 40oz. The mind reels.
i"m agreeing with kdub. And if Matthieu and Jaak and serious....wow....just wow....
Awesome. i wet my pants. He got arrested for luring girls into whoredom? class all the way.
Has he been posted to http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ yet?
his excessive use of emoticons is really what does it for me. nothing says big sexy dutch man like a yellow smiley face.
My favorite photo is the 9th one down, with the two equally orange blokes in the bar, neither of the other two can quite live up to either his haircut or his R'n'Beard, but fuck are they trying....
WOW -
I'm looking for the brain bleach.
Oh Christ, he is beautyfull.
Those are some ugly ass man-nipples
Where the hell did you find a picture of my pompous, selfish, asswipe of a brother??
Cigars ,Cristal and cringeworthiness! Ahh, what a douche, I love his pout.
Sitting around in your hot jizz water sounds like a hoot. Where do I sign up?
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