Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The "Fun" Aunt

Your unmarried aunt is awesome when you're young, because she's the one who will take you to see R-rated movies, and she's way less embarrassing than your real mom when she takes you and your friends to the mall. But when you both start to get older, it gets a little weird and you start to realize that "fun" just means lonely alcoholic.


Button Ginger said...

I'm an unmarried aunt.

I've pre-empted the lonely alcoholic stage by being teetotal.

I'm also about as much fun to be with as a wet dog in a small room.

I'm lonely, but I'm not an alcoholic. I'm spared this photo.

Big whoop!

Jon said...

Woot,this junk is beyond funny and spot on with the truth. Well commented photo!