Q: What's red, jiggly, and tastes like cold, lonely bleakness?
A: Doing jello shots in your Mickey Mouse pj's.
Transformer PJs are more self-loathing and pre-masturbatory.
I'm gonna need to see an ID. Oh no, you girls go on ahead -- I just need yours, Transformer.
Is it possible for "Sorry, you're not on the list" to be someone's nickname?
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