Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Most Miserable Man in the World

If you can't find joy in house parties in warehouses and pretty girls smoking joints, then my friend, you have earned your title as the most miserable man in the world. Guess what? Everything else in your life is going to be about 20 times worse than this moment.
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UPDATE: reader Ryan G. claims his friend pictured below is even more miserable, and deserves the crown. Verdict?

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UPDATE UPDATE! The photographer of photo #1 contacted me and explained that the two girls are lesbians. How's that for a twist ending?

13 comments:

Mike said...

2nd guy def. the 1st guy looks like he's just taking a break from the girls. The 2nd guy is that guy who says he doesn't dance.

Clif said...

the first guy is just a hipster douche, the 2nd guy is just bummed cause no one liked his idea of making the dance party "legend of zelda" themed.

2nd guy for sure

Anonymous said...

There are reasonable men in the world who are just awkward and don't like to dance. At least you know the second guy would be happier playing World of Warcraft or something.

There are no reasonable men in the world who don't like pretty girls smoking joints. The first guy will never know joy. He wins (loses).

party pooper said...

anonymous, i'm inclined to agree with you here. what pervert can resist hot girls and joints?

danielle said...

second pic is better

leni said...

I think I am the first guy; I kinda hate house parties and pot. Maybe we can be happy together, somehow?

jesikalin said...

first guy is the true most miserable man, as he is relatively attractive [id hit that if he weren't such a hipster], and could totally be getting some RIGHT NOW if he wanted, but he doesnt even have the will to try.
i agree that the 2nd guy could easily be happy if he were playing WoW right now. number one doesnt have a prayer.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Anonymous. If he can't have fun at that party, he doesn't know how to.

Anonymous said...

maybe guy #1 is just in a K-hole?

Chris said...

guy #2 only looks miserable because he doesn't fit in. guy #1 is clearly in his element. perhaps that element is perpetual misery? prize goes to guy #1.

Patrick said...

What would happen if they switched places?

*RECORD SCRATCH*

I smell a teen movie!

Anonymous said...

First guy is a hipster douche hole, but I vote for pic #2 because the juxtaposition of the bummed out nerd next to the dancing kids is just too funny...

Anonymous said...

http://i38.tinypic.com/e8lflt.jpg

This is one of my friends. There were seven of us in the van. No party, but he sure doesn't look happy about anything.