Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Sup, Dawg!?

So we were raging in this hot tub, and there was this cute girl who had been feeling me all night, and I figured "hey, I'll dump a beer on her head, and maybe she'll have to take her bikini top off cuz it will be all covered in beer." But then she just got super mad at me cuz her hair got all beer crusty, and everyone was pissed that there was beer in the hot tub and my boy Mikey,  who has this badass Jesus fish tattoo on his arm, kept saying that the yeast in the beer mixed in the hot water was going to give the girls yeast infections in their vaginas, and his mom is a nurse so I think he knows what he was talking about.   Whatever. Shit was off the hook!

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Thanks to sarcasticmeow for the pic.

7 comments:

J said...

man, we're missing out on the brotastic parties.

Dave said...

New favorite caption. Thanks pooper.

Paul H said...

So the ratio of men to women is about 2:1 in this shot. I doubt Jebus would like that.

Thomas said...

The yeast infection line made me 'lol.' What a bold move on that guy's part though, I'm sure he will become a Fortune 500 CEO one day.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

that creepy dude pouring the beer just made my vagina run for cover.

Anonymous said...

'Beer pour dude' has a bad case of asshole-itis. Way too much dude-on-dude action in that hot tub

A Pedant said...

The "beer in the hot-tub yeast infection" idea might have some traction if it were real ale. That canned beer will have been pasturised to hell, not a chance of finding any live yeast cells in that!