Wednesday, October 14, 2009

And Twins

You know that old Coors Lite jingle about all the stuff guys love (sports teams winning, wives minding their own fucking business, etc..) with the punchline, "...and twins!" and then these cheesy blond twins would appear?

Well I don't like any of that stuff and I have no use for those 3rd tier Maxim wannabees.  What I DO have a use for is black bobbed twinsies with leather jackets and cigarettes and pyramids made of empties.  If I were the ad company in charge of Natty Lite, I'd plaster billboards of this photo all over the place.  This is making me thirsty for a lukewarm Natty Lite already.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those girls are so hot that I can tell they already hate my guts... which for some reason makes them even hotter.

It's a bit of a uroboros.

Anonymous said...

aww they're gorgeous! seem like my kinda girls. i love her jacket too.

Michelle said...

The one on the left is the "bad" twin. You can just tell.

rote katze said...

"The one on the left is the "bad" twin. You can just tell."

IT'S TRUE.

SINcerely,
Bad Twin

Anonymous said...

I'll make beer temples with all of you!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'd burn down the wagon I'm riding for those two. Such a nice little pair of pairs.

DoeHands said...

I totally love that I read that as "lukewarm Nasty Light"...I'd still drink it, even if it takes some face makin to get it down.

Anonymous said...

Twins, Basil!

laura linger said...

The one on the left totally plays bass guitar in a garage band. And she's good, too.