The most out-there mindblowing thing I've seen during my first week of 2 week grand jury duty (grand jury duty is when you do 20-40 indictments over 2 weeks instead of just one case) was seeing a total hipster undercover narcotics cop testify about a drug possession case. 21 Jump Street all over the place. Tight jeans and ironic haircut - AND A BADGE! The hourlong drama on CW writes itself.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
I had always thought I knew undercover cops were easy to spot - they always wear football or baseball jerseys (very likely because they're loose enough to cover a bulletproof vest). But I guess I learned that it's kind of like what Adam Carolla says about people who claim they can always spot a toupee - sure, except for the good ones you can't spot and therefore don't know you missed.
In honor of Bro Narc, I'd like to get a look at some real men who enjoy some real drugs. Yes... I'd like a Man Day Drug Day Thursday!!!! SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM, FELLAS.
And of course, these Sorry I Missed Your Coked Out 80s Rager Hall of Famers: