Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Wanna Fingerbang?

19 comments:

Robert H said...

No thanks.

Listy said...

Aren't long fingernails out of style?

Anonymous said...

"Like oh my gawd! I am the sex."

Anonymous said...

i wonder what makes him wake up in the morning and think that he looks good

Kid Douche said...

Even his tarantula hates him.

Dave the American Platypus said...

Fingernails, metal shit on/in his face, earrings, bleach job, lots of jelly bracelets...

Hey buddy, you forgot to wax your eyebrows.

Deb said...

I am repulsed.

unfortunate names said...

I'm gunna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's al-right
Cuz I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night

Madeline said...

I like that he has a smiley face ring.
You may define "like" as you wish.

Malthebof said...

Where do I start? I think I'll just caution don't go near any magnets

Sorsha said...

See?

Too much Twilight is bad for you!

Patrick Yeagle said...

I can understand the whole "beat of a different drum" thing, but let's be honest: You look absolutely ridiculous.

It's scientific fact, confirmed in a double-blind, placebo-laden study by the University of Whatthehell.

darlin_virg said...

Shit! Someone thought of my South Park Fingerbang song first. Oh well...

Looks a tad like a wanna-be cross dressing Eminem.

BLAND said...

My vagina hurt after looking at this picture.

Anonymous said...

man, vanilla ice looks like shit.

jasmine said...

ow...... I've gotten some bad claw-bangs but that looks like a slasher/porno waiting to happen.

erindolak said...

i shit you not i went to college with this guy when i was 19. his name is john and he told me i'd be his type of girl back when he was into girls.

Coorain said...

I just don't understand why it seems like I'm the only commenter who's into this.

Anonymous said...

#Bland > my butthole hurts after looking at this picture.