Thursday, May 21, 2009

Skidmarks

I like looking at pictures of losers partying because it makes me feel better about myself. So when I see some ridiculously good looking people having a ridiculously good time, I get infuriated. The only thing to calm me down is I focus on thinking about how most likely, in the last 2 years, they've had a really disgusting wet fart.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

nope, I don't get it.

also, first. let's start doing this here

Anonymous said...

Um... what?

Anonymous said...

I think this was her night.

Patrick Yeagle said...

He's probably one of those assholes who take their dogs around to meet chicks.

It's a fairly effective hook, but it's also amateur. You gotta step it up, son! Get yourself a hyena like this guy:

http://tinyurl.com/p4uxdg

Imagine how many chicks he gets!

scott said...

donnely!

Anonymous said...

Holy poop, that hyena is hardcore!

Anonymous said...

Or maybe the dog could have a wet fart?

Anonymous said...

sometimes, when i close i my eyes, i wish i could unsee the that dog's owner's mangina.

brendan donnelly said...

ha, thanks katie!

darlin_virg said...

I've had the shittiest of shitty days today, and reading the last part of your blog entry made me chuckle... just a little, but it was worth it :)

party pooper said...

dont' be too flattered, brendan. i'm imagining you shitting your pants.

profp said...

Isn't that Brendan Donnelly? (and, no, you don't know me - I read his blog!)

segfault said...

She's hot.

hard liquor; soft holes said...

i was there. JEALOUS???

Kerry said...

That dog is totally trying to get a peek.

Anonymous said...

aw, she's the cutest