Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Divorce Alert

You could get away with this look on your wedding day if your wife was some ska-loving, roller-derby, etsy shopgirl who would think it was charming and "totally us". But if this beaded princess is the girl of your dreams, then sir, I have grave concerns about the state of your union.


Thanks, Justin, for this pic.

20 comments:

neil said...

is he definitely the groom? there's a solid bang of 'lovable, chubby guy who was too likely to turn up drunk to be best man, but is nonetheless here' off him.

Release the Kraken Please said...

Dear Lord!
Does his arm say "Belligerent"?

SAD FACE.

harvey k-tel said...

Even better, it says "Beligerent".

and we become booths of prayer if we let us said...

the misspelled tattoo makes me cringe

RainFall said...

Just proves hot women will love completely ugly men. I guess thank god for that though.

In this case looks like low self esteem meets low self esteem.

JJ Daddy-O said...

I'm sorry, have I logged in to the 'Hot Chicks With Douchebags" website by mistake?

party pooper said...

If you look at this picture and think that the girl is way hotter than the guy, I beg you to reexamine. Although he's a slob, she's a total cheeseball in a beaded bodice wedding dress with bad prom hair. Sometimes you gotta draw the line in the sand about whose side you're on - the slobby weirdos or the vanilla straights.

Dave the American Platypus said...

Well, the genius contributors at Urban Dictionary think it's spelled right ("beligerent is a girl who drinks a little to much just to get some... and blames it on the cuervos and eats bread and seems to forget the next day").

Dave the American Platypus said...

Generally, on one's wedding day, it's better to err much closer to "vanilla straight" than "slobby weirdo."

party pooper said...

Dave, agreed.

Anonymous said...

i think her hair looks really nice!

Megan said...

Actually I think this looks more like a Halloween party. They are supposed to be dressed as Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

generationbubble said...

"Beligerent" -- is that a rap thing, or just an illiteracy thing?

Chum said...

If it is wedding day, he has the right idea: stick with the drink, it'll always be there for you.

Attrill said...

I agree that the guy has a heavy "lovable, chubby guy" air about him - just look at that hat.

heretoday said...

They're holding the reception in some cinder-block fire hall with Christmas lights for a decoration. The t-shirt is the least of their problems.

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halojones-fan said...

Oh look, the classic scenario: She's found a Project Guy. I'm sure that she's got all kinds of ideas for how she'll clean him up.

That's always been my problem, I've found. I do my own laundry, I know how to cook real food, I flush and put the lid down, I read books, I have a real job and own my own home. I've got nothing left that needs fixing! No wonder I'm invariably consigned to the Friend Ladder.

Anonymous said...

HAHA FAIL. she'll leave him in a few years time

tim maguire said...

Fail my butt!! I hope this is the groom and good on him for landing her for however long it lasts! You go dude!