Saturday, January 24, 2009

Sharp Dressed Man

That's a pretty fancy plaid sports coat for a guy holding a jug of Carlo Rossi, eh?

9 comments:

harvey k-tel said...

What is the guy on the left doing with his right hand?

Eric said...

the thing to note in this that for some reason, dude in the middle (with longer hair) thinks an Elvis belt-buckle is a necessary part of preppy attire. ????

Jacey said...

I was going to point the Elvis belt that Eric mentioned. That's awesomely and hilariously homemade.

Jess said...

I think I need an Elvis belt.

Anonymous said...

Bitchin' belt buckle on bare-midriff boy!

vbspurs said...

(I posted this originally at the site which pointed me to this photo. It's inspired by the famed Preppy Handbook)

L to R:

"Gonzalo" -- Rich Argentine with two estancias, he was kicked out of St. Paul's after dunking the Headmaster, McGeorge Stroud II, into the school fountain. A fixture at Finnerty's in Midtown, he gives free handjobs to visiting Yalies.

"Jock" -- Whispered to be related to a famous Senator from Massachussetts, Jock was sent to Stowe in England. A 2nd year man at Columbia, his penetrating stare became the talk on campus after Ahmenidajad thought he was flirting with him. Likes whiskey sours and Elvis.

"Hubertus" -- An Austrian baron, his family are battling the Czech government to compensate them for their dilapidated castles. He bartends in Breckenridge during the season and has Diane von Fürstenberg on speedial.

"Lance" -- James Franciscus' younger son, had a minor role in "Freddy Got Fingered" after graduation from Wilshire Private School. Is known for his eponymous dance move, "The Lance", where he shakes his penis like a bedsheet.

"Tower" -- Also known as Trip, this scion of the Vanderbilt family was laid off when Bear Stearns went belly up. Recently sued a friend who had made a documentary on the children of the well-heeled, showing him snorting coke off of the crotch of Lizzy Grubman.

...what a great site and idea this is.

Cheers,
Victoria

kdub said...

Victoria's commentary should be included on the main page... priceless.

Altho are we assuming Jock is too dumb to know it's spelled Jacques?

vbspurs said...

Kdub wrote:

Victoria's commentary should be included on the main page... priceless.

Heh, thanks. :)

I found that book in a garage sale a few years ago, and I have almost every word memorised.

Altho are we assuming Jock is too dumb to know it's spelled Jacques?

That's good, especially since Senator Kerry (the guy hinted at in the backstory) is half-French, so conceivably our Elvis-fan could be from a distaff side.

However, my thought was that he 'went native' when at boarding school, and decided to change his nickname "Jack" to what he presumes sounds more British, "Jock". I think I like your version best.

That's the beauty of the Preppy Handbook. So much is inferred.

Cheers,
Victoria

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