Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Hot Tub Party

Lisa from the Netherlands sent me a link to a guy's entry on a Dutch messageboard with a bunch of pictures of himself. This picture is my personal favorite because he's really looking like Steven Segal covered in diarrhea, but he also has some more pictures of himself with karate accessories, pit bulls, and cornrows. The text is in Dutch, so I'll translate for you:

"Oh hello there. I was just enjoying this fine cigar and champagne in my hot tub. Wouldn't you like to join me and relax in the soothing bubbles? Don't worry, you can't get pregnant if you give me a hand job and I ejaculate in the water. Yes, I read that in a magazine article. Would you like to get a closer look at my nipples?"



Check out his full entry and more pictures here.

17 comments:

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

My, my...arent we full of ourselves?

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Dude! I just BabelFish the page and found out that he worked in a tampon factory.

Tampon factory.

Yes, lets just take a moment and think about that for a moment....

jaak said...

He's the pimp of my preferred prostitute. Haven't seen him around the last few weeks though.

matt said...

I say he needs a bra in 11 years.

Sorsha said...

Wow.

He's a Dutch Gino!

I had no idea that particular breed was found so far north, preferring the sun and sand of jersey beach.

I wonder what's dutch for Jagerbombs.

Matthieu said...

Haha.. This dude was a huge cult thing on dutch messagesboards for years.. Like Jaak says; both him and his brother got arrested a few weeks ago for luring girls they met online into prostitution.

kdub said...

I don't know how you resisted using the photo in the spa with the strategically placed 40oz. The mind reels.

GracelessLady said...

i"m agreeing with kdub. And if Matthieu and Jaak and serious....wow....just wow....

greencavefloat said...

Awesome. i wet my pants. He got arrested for luring girls into whoredom? class all the way.

Has he been posted to http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ yet?

Anonymous said...

his excessive use of emoticons is really what does it for me. nothing says big sexy dutch man like a yellow smiley face.

Ben said...

My favorite photo is the 9th one down, with the two equally orange blokes in the bar, neither of the other two can quite live up to either his haircut or his R'n'Beard, but fuck are they trying....

Anonymous said...

WOW -

I'm looking for the brain bleach.

jacekmalina said...

Oh Christ, he is beautyfull.

Anonymous said...

Those are some ugly ass man-nipples

Benji said...

Where the hell did you find a picture of my pompous, selfish, asswipe of a brother??

Megan said...

Cigars ,Cristal and cringeworthiness! Ahh, what a douche, I love his pout.

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

Sitting around in your hot jizz water sounds like a hoot. Where do I sign up?