Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Party Hints: Birthdays

There's nothing worse than when people go overboard celebrating their birthdays. If you've ever had to go to someone's birthday party on a Saturday night, and then go out to dinner and then drinks with them on Tuesday when it's their actual birthday, you know what I mean. I swear, if I ever hear someone utter the phrase "my birthday weekend", I want to impale myself with a cake serving knife. YOU ONLY GET ONE DAY. Your mother did not shove you back up her vagina for an extra 2 days so you could come out again on a Friday night.

If you really NEED a second day out of the year you can make cake and invite all your friends over, just throw your dog a birthday. Everyone loves dog birthdays, and no one feels obligated to bring presents. Problem solved.

Look at his adorable frosting mustache!


Heather said...

Omfg thank you thank you thank you for posting this. I had to endure multiple incidences of this crap over the last year and I am so effing sick of this behavior I'm about ready to boycott my OWN birthday.

Awesome site.

Jacey said...

I'm right there with you on the birthday weekend thing. Ugh. Disgusting.

Also, I'm pretty sure that dog went in to a sugar coma about 5 seconds after that photo was taken.

Anonymous said...

What's funny about this observation is that whoever wrote this obviously sucks at life, both in one-on-one and social settings. Don't think your humor amuses anyone. I laugh at what you write because it reminds me that going to college made sense. Die a slow death asshole.

Digital Geist said...

He has a hawaiian t-shirt on too. Totally fabulous on his big day.