Sunday, August 24, 2008

Bite Me? No Thanks.

Isn't it frustrating how sometimes the people who are dying to get fucked the most are the ones you'd least like to have sex with? Nature plays a cruel joke sometimes.





To be fair, these are both from Comi-Con 2008, a sea of unfuckable masses. Nick Confalone went there this year too, which makes him like bringing a gun to a knife fight in a land of the blind.

11 comments:

Digital Geist said...

It's always the vinyl wearing ones too. Just imagine the smell as those are pulled off after a long sweaty day doing whatever they do...the bank robber's mask of a trout comes to mind...

kdub said...

idk, the one with the goggles in the first picture is kind of cute. In a "most likely has a ton of issues" kind of way.

Jess said...

bite me's hair is really sexy

Edith said...

Is that three giant bottles of lube on the coffee table? OMG! Somebody's a little dried out!

Nick said...

my name is on the internet!

matt said...

I think BITE ME may just be preggers...

As for "ass girl"... she is either very young or very fit (lack of the cottage cheese gets at least ONE point).

I think the apple just hit me on the head and I am starting my own blog called GOTH CHICKS AT THE GYM PIX.

tactiled said...

I thought the "Bite Me" gal was quite 'beefy', but then I saw she was pregnant. Given this, I'm pretty sure she wasn't dying to get f**ked by anyone.
In fact, Nature's cruel joke would be when: you reluctantly decide to bang that undesirable, "dying to get f**ked" someone, only to be turned down by her.
Now that's cruel - rejection from the rejected.

party pooper said...

tactiled, you're totally right - she's pregnant! I didn't see that before. Imagine looking your mom being a aggro cyber-goth!

Anonymous said...

guy flipping the bird = what a total douche.

creature on far left of pic 2 (indeterminate gender) is just f*cking scary, a bit like the obvious gaylord on the far right.

Anonymous said...

i like that fat ass in my face pick. Gotta go rub one out now...

Anonymous said...

bite me is pregnant...