Thursday, July 17, 2008

Party Hints: How to Meet People

Sometimes, you'll find yourself in an awkward moment at a party where you don't really have any one to talk to. When this happens, I recommend you give a little impromptu demonstration of how you perform oral sex. It will make people instantly like you, and it also solves the problem of what to do with your hands.

1 comment:

Zen Wizard said...

By wistfully gazing towards the "cool kids' table," Paco the Bolivian Exchange Student is missing out on an important facet of American culture.