Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Ice House Rules

You'd think at least this guy would be drinking Sam Adams, but no. Have you ever actually seen anyone ever drink a Sam Adams at a party? Me neither. It's total dad beer. Until you sire a child (knowingly), you can still drink shitty domestic beer. Once you have kids, you instantly crave Sam Adams and you can never drink Icehouse again.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Additionally, it is the height of bad form to serve Icehouse and storebought oie when one's guests include Napolean Bonaparte.

Anonymous said...

storebought pie, that is.

Anonymous said...

It's like the Boston Tea Party, except replacing tea with Icehouse and replacing throwing overboard with chugging and grimacing.

Anonymous said...

Ummm, Samuel Adams IS shitty domestic beer.

Jenni Julep said...

well it looks like they started out alright, with the bottle of wine. but once that was empty, things got craaazy. next thing you know, they're drinking icehouse and spelling out things like "jellow" on the fridge.

Anonymous said...

The one guy in the Hessian uniform looks like a tool...where is his waistcoat, neck stock, breeches etc? The blue sweater clashes with the navy coat. Least he could have done is put the shitty beer in a tin cup. Farb!

Anonymous said...

Sam Adams, a shitty domestic beer? You North Americans wouldn't know a good beer if it came up and bit you on the ass. Just because a beers imported doesn't mean its good, case in point all these idiots drinking Stella, Becks and Heineken, thinking they're drinking cultured European beers, my god, Stella, Becks and Heino are the Coors, Miller and Bud of Europe!

Cole said...
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katelyn said...

total dad beer? clearly you are not from new england. i see it all the time at parties.

sam adams is delicious, but i don't just think that because i live in mass.