A few days ago, I said that I wished I could see a watercolor version of this photo. Internet, you have never failed me yet, and this is no different. 3 different people immediately sent me their own artistic renderings of what I call "Old Babe with Glass in Saggy Cleave". Now, as someone who never properly filed the paperwork to declare their Art History minor, I can say with full authority that this is The Best Art in the World.
I beseech anyone who has an artistic inclination, and even more so anyone who feels they do not, to try your hand a painting, drawing, ASCII art, whatever of a SIMYP pic. Send them to me, and there will be the most important art exhibit, either IRL or otherwise, of the art world since the Saratoga affordable art fair of 1993. PLZ RETWEET.
And now behold. You are looking at greatness. These make the Mona Lisa look like the streakmarks left in the toilet bowl after an enormous beer shit.
by Anonymous. Pastel.
by Morgan. Ink.
by Emily. Ok, to be fair, Emily admits this is just the original photo with the "watercolor" tool from Photoshop. But still awesome.
Monday, January 11, 2010
The World's Most Beautiful Art
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this might be the reason you were created. I can't think of anything more awesome than a simyp art show.
The first one should be in the National Gallery. It speaks in ways that a photograph cannot.
The first reminds me of a storyboard from encino man 2-e-milf
I think each week / month you should ask folks to create an artistic version of some new picture from the site!
I fucking love this site.
Art boobs is so much better than real pictures but not good as boobs in my mind or on both ears. At the same time.
I did the second one!
I have a bunch more portraits here:
http://iwishihadapenguinfriend.blogspot.com/2010/01/more-portraits.html
Party Pooper, this is some inspired shit right here. You've actually one-upped the photo with this demented art show.
Touche.
My personal favorite is the dead eye version #3.
"...It speaks in ways that a photograph cannot.
Just copying a photograph in paint takes no talent and is not art.
these are all pretty impressive. but i think that the old saggy lady would be amazing as a velvet! can't get any classier than that!
love this
The most brilliant idea yet!
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