You know what's reliably predictable about men? Look at these guys - different ages, different tastes, different walks of life. But you know unites them all? Not one of them has a bed with a complete matching sheet set. I'm talking fitted sheet flat sheet, pillowcases, all the same color. I'd bet a million bucks on it. When's the last time you ever met a guy who lived alone who had fully matching sheets? Probably never, because if you did, it would be Patrick Bateman and you'd be dead by now.
Oh, you beautiful slobby men, each slobby in your own unique disgusting way. I salute you:
Note: I'm pretty sure on this last one he's using an unzipped sleeping bag as a comforter. Classic man slob bedding maneuver.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Man Day Thursday: Man Slobs
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totally wanna date boom box guy
Hey, when us duders got to party like we do there's no time for formalities like bedding - It sure beats the couch.
After 5 WSM wins, mariusz pudzianowski can have whatever sheets he wants on his bed.
Where did you find that picture?
YAY! That boombox dude is my bud! HIGHLARIOUS.
pic 1 is me circa 1995
I can't get past the counter with the bottle of scotch and the can of sparks. What was the demographic of this party?
Mariusz!!
Are you sure the individual with the boombox is male?
Pudziana dali!
My brother is not good at internets.
For those not in the know, #4 is a pic of Mariusz Pudzianowski, an accomplished Polish bodybuilder and the talent behind this.
Since finding your site earlier this morning... I have found meaning to life. Thank you for these.
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