Monday, February 13, 2012

Pigs in a Baja Blankey

I don't have a lot of talent for most things, but one thing I am good at is being the person at a party who talks to the cops and convinces them not to shut down the party and that we'll just turn down the music.  The trick is just to be nice and polite.  That's not really a cop-trick, that's a life-trick.  Just always be nice, you jerks.

Anyway, it's nice to see the guy in the striped drug-rug pullover is using that same technique.  Although, to be fair, I'd love to see that guy get tasered and cuffed for the crime of wearing a ski hat with tassles when it's clearly not cold out. 


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another cop-trick: cops love art gallery openings. I think that's what's really going on here.

Patrick said...

Cops love it when you remind them that you pay their salaries with your tax dollars. Also be sure and inform them emphatically that you know your rights. And put your hand on their shoulder so they know you're being sincere.

Anonymous said...

It also helps if you're white. And the only people in sight are white. And you're all dressed like white people, and nobody is playing hip hop.

Cops are racist!

Anonymous said...

I wonder how they could make their bike shop be more "bike themed".

Anonymous said...

That's a stripper slowing working the lads just prior to getting into the meat of the act.