Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Clarification

I don't know if this comes across clearly enough on this blog, but I just seriously hate People.  Let's say alien invaders came to Earth and wanted to destroy us, and I was nominated to be the negotiator of peace with them (a scenario I envision often).    I would show them pictures of dads teaching kids how to ride bikes, and play them Beethoven's 3rd and Katt Williams's bit about haters.  And they would come back at me with a copy of Pete Wentz's checking account statement and this photo below, and I'd say "Fuck it,  fire up the lasers and kill us all."

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8 comments:

Lee said...

Yeah, right. You'd sell us down the river in no time. Probably get yourself some nice alien technology blog-queen job in the new administration in exchange for some VHS copies of Independence Day and Mars Attacks to help them finesse their invasion plans.

On behalf of all of humanity, thanks for nothing PartyPooper*!

Lee.

*Oh, how hollow but prescient that name seems now.

Anonymous said...

This blog keeps getting better and better.

Anonymous said...

I must be missing something here. I hate people too - but I don't see anything further deprecating in this photo.

katytron said...

I'd never heard of Katt Williams but the end of that video where he's all "say my hair isn't luxurious when you know it is, bitch" is the best thing that's happened to me all day, despite the fact that I already got an iPad today.

party pooper said...

personally, i like the part where he says "ladies, if you got 14 women hating on you, you to figure out how to fuck to get to 16 before the summer get here."

Miss said...

Oh god, Katt Williams, that was gooooood.

Anonymous said...

I actually think the second from the left could be saved. The rest are lost causes.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

i call this a Babe Train.