Monday, March 22, 2010

Sharpie Time


Oh boy, this is gonna be good.  What's he gonna draw???? A dick? The "Michelle Bombshell" (swastika on forehead)? Arrow pointing to mouth that says "balls enter here"?



Hmm..  a fancy mustache. Ok, I don't want to be all Monday morning quarterback here, because we all know those that can't, teach; but really I think I could have come up with something with a little more OOMPH. Strong effort, but not good enough for the gold.  It's not that I'm upset with you, I'm just disappointed.

11 comments:

Kevin said...

I mean really! You would figure that a guy with tat's and a huge earring would know how to do this properly.

Oh well, I guess the alternative would be taking pictures with his actual coin purse in the fella's mouth. I am not ready for that one this early in the week. Would have made for a funny picture though.

Lazer said...

I'm slowly developing a conspiracy theory that the originator of this website pulled a Dread Pirate Roberts and retired while leaving this website to another, less funny person.

Evidence: Here we are, balls deep into 2010 without a decidely funny or equally snarky SIMYP posting. Think about it, maaaaaan!

That, and I'm on the fence about whether 9/11 happened.

party pooper said...

true. now i only concentrate on my blog about Sweet'N Low. i write all the SIMYP posts in about 2 minutes before i go to bed each night, usually drunk/stoned. but that was always the case.

party pooper said...

alternate theory: fatherhood has really mellowed me, man.

Birthday Gifts said...

This is great and fun...

knk said...

very funny

kevinass said...

teenagers are funny drunks...gramma toddling off to bed bouncing off walls on her way to bed after blogging...i dunno

Attrill said...

Maybe I'm just old school, but I wouldn't draw a dick on someone's face unless they actually ARE a dick (or a douchebag). Friends who pass out get something more respectful, like a moustache or maybe some Unicorns and a rainbow if I have colored markers.

terriblist said...

Son, I am disappoint.

michelle said...

how long 'fore that whiskey-masochistic fraternity inkling to stick the sharpee up his ass as some kind of prank becomes gang rape?

darlin_virg said...

An Italian Mickey Mouse? That's the best he could come up with? What a shame.