Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Why I Hate My Mom's Birthday



Thanks, Sybil.

49 comments:

-T said...

God bless America.

April Dawn said...

that's child abuse. you should really report that person's photostream to cps. i'm serious.

Dan said...

You can just see the therapy pricetag above that kid's head.

Anonymous said...

w.t.f.

blackfoot said...

heywaitaminute!

Dusty Brown said...

That is truly disturbing. No little child needs to be introduced to that. I feel sad for looking at it. Just think, all those years that I spent wishing my parents were a little less traditional. Thank you, Jesus, for the parents I have.

JJ Daddy-O said...

Holy crap!
(also, I second what Dusty said)

Scarred Sak said...

She's a keeper!

Anonymous said...

I almost missed the one on the right

Karen said...

This is deplorable!! I'm with Dusty Brown... thank you Jesus, for my wonderful parents.

Azul said...

You really should stop bringing in Jesus to this disussion... obviously it doesn't apply here. Happy teaching grandma

Kinubara said...

This is wrong on so many levels that I don't know where to begin!! The mother should have her kids taken away from her since she is devoid of any morals.

Brick the Fish said...

It's not that she did this as a "joke", she's really going to town on that cake-topping schlong. Just look at the suction in those cheeks.
And this is the pic that was posted ... think of the ones that aren't.
"Ooooooohhhhh Snake Farm" Ray Wylie Hubbard

Anonymous said...

I think you should remove this.

Anonymous said...

I dunno why people are so butt hurt by this post. When I read the title and looked at the picture, I'm pretty sure I laughed so hard I peed a little.

monica said...

What kind of cake is this and WHERE DO I GET ONE?

Anonymous said...

"I dunno why people are so butt hurt by this post."

Because there are children watching an adult suck a dick on top of a b-day cake, your fucking moron.

Please do us all a favor and drive your car over a bridge tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Please pull this off the site. I could find humor in this if there weren't three children watching an adult suck a cake dick.

It's just too fucked up.

Jeff said...

I saw the title of this post and immediately thought "older lady sucking a fake dick in front of kids." I'm a little sad I was spot on.

Anonymous said...

They shouldn't even be seeing those cakes, period, much less what she's doing. This actually makes me seriously angry.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pull this off the site, because that will turn back time and make this not happen.

ally said...

i agree with anonymous 12:36

there's nothing wrong with kids seeing fake penises. we shouldn't encourage the fear of the human form that is already ingrained in us by the media/societal norms. it's probably not cool for them to see fake felatio, but posting it on the site isn't harming them. damage is done. that's not to say the situation photographed is acceptable, but it has come and gone.

this is probably a good thing to post, because someone probably will send the photostream to cps. but that one little girl in the foreground is already scarred for life.

party pooper said...

erm, i'm not sure what you are expecting would happen if you sent child protective services a completely anonymous photograph of a woman who may or may not be the parent engaged in some vaguely inappropriate bachelorette party game in front of children. do you think they have some sort of mission impossible style face recognition software where they can figure out who this woman is and storm her house and take away her children? will william petersen come into my bedroom at night and make love to me? NEITHER WOULD HAPPEN. some case worker would chuckle and then go back to helping some poor kid whose parents put out cigarettes on their arms.

no big deal, but, like, DOYEEEE.

Anonymous said...

"Please do us all a favor and drive your car over a bridge tomorrow."

that made me laugh harder than the picture.

josh m said...

I love how the butthurt sand in the vag complainers are anonymous.

Anonymous said...

The picture is magnificent, the comments retarded and every day I become more and more certain that Jesus + America = Full Blown Spastics.

Anonymous said...

If you sent CPS this photo they would probably say that this is horrifying slash AWESOME, and then they'd send along the link to all their gchat buddies.

Mad Jack McMad said...

William Petersen? Really?

Anonymous said...

you're all insane. this picture is sick, but hilarious. taking somebody's children away from them for this is a little over the top... poor parenting, yeah... but i think we should all calm down, folks.

Wes said...

yeah I cant believe how serious you idiots are, and that people who clearly have brooms shoved wayyy up their asses are even reading this site. The picture is hilarious and the damage has already been done by the woman in the photo

Once the damage is done, we are all allowed to laugh at the wreckage...

Iapetus said...

The two kids in the back seem more than a little interested in momma's pleasuring of her cake. Watch closely kids and get a few pointers. You never know when this hard earned knowledge will come in handy. Astonishing who gets to be a parent these days, no?

Anonymous said...

I am going to report your blog and this photo to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. You may not have taken this picture but you are displaying it. It is still a crime.

Robert said...

The complainers need to get out more. It's almost 2010. Little kids these days see more dong in a week than their parents saw before they were 18, and I think that's a good thing. There's nothing inherantly wrong with seeing human body parts. There's nothing wrong with sexual behavior. Sex is just as natural as breathing, sleeping, eating and pooping. Children should not be sheltered from sexual ideas and images. The Puritans were wrong. People could screw in the streets and kids who saw it would be no more scarred than they are when they see people kissing or hugging.

If you think otherwise, bring some research to the discussion or you're just wasting our time. The burden of proof is on you because this is the internet: dongs outnumber crosses here.

Anonymous said...

"The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children’s® (NCMEC) mission is to help prevent child abduction and sexual exploitation; help find missing children; and assist victims of child abduction and sexual exploitation, their families, and the professionals who serve them. Also to arrest bloggers who post awesome pictures of children (unrelated to the blogger) watching adults perform mock sex acts."

Fjord said...

Awwwwwww I'm telling the government on yooooouuuu You're in such big troubllllleeee

Anonymous said...

For all the folks tripping out over this:

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

Anonymous said...

so you're going to arrest the bloggers? honestly- let. it. go.

Anonymous said...

i would just like to know why she is so sweaty.

Wes said...

well she's been working on that hog all night and cant get any more rise out of him

null said...

there are children seeing how their families are killed o things even worse, this picture is just strange, but no so bad.
Their mother likes to suck cocks?? probably yours and mine mothers too, and maybe your fathers too!!
hehehe...

Anonymous said...

just wait until the cinco de mayo photo album drops

william petersen said...

Hey Katie, nice room -- let's get it on

Anonymous said...

can we call them schlongcakes?

Anonymous said...

I can't believe none of you fucknuts have suggested that this could be photoshopped.

"won't someone think of the children??????" Fuck the children, they're going to be ok without our help

Anonymous said...

The "please remove this from the site" comments are actually saying, "please remove this from the site so that I can continue watching without any indignation, discomfort or guilt. Why should I be forced to change my behaviour or stand up for my own personal set of moral beliefs and look for laughs elsewhere when I can force others to do the same instead?"

kale said...

Gives new meaning to the term "Blowing out your candles".

Anonymous said...

internet is serious business

Anonymous said...

it was photoshopped you jesus freaks...

darlin_virg said...

Kale was the ONLY one thinking the same as me??? I was going to say "So much for "blowing" out them candles", but you beat me to it.

Can't believe someone would do that in front of kids, but laughed at the little one who looks mortified.