Sunday, July 19, 2009

Business on the Body; Party on the Face

Is there anything more hilarious than a man wearing a dress shirt and Oakley sunglasses? Nope. Cracks me up everytime.

It's like he might need to go from this wedding to B.A.S.E. jumping without time to change his sunglasses.

"I am going to get fucking EXTREME on this microbrew, bro."

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

weak post. better luck next time.

Anonymous said...

i liked it. oakleys suck so hard.

party pooper said...

au contraire, mon frere, this post is pretty stellar. you probably wear oakleys and don't get the joke.

El Leo said...

I support the idea that Anonymous 1 wears Oakley.

Hilarious post, btw.

beavercleaver said...

ahahahaaaa.
i love this one.

Patrick Yeagle said...

The kicker is the bit of rope attached to the ends of the sun glasses. His shades are likely to fly off his face during the numerous awkward conversations with distant family members.

Twig The Wonder Kid said...

Far from weak.

Adam Snider said...

So, he's supposed to own more than one pair of sunglasses? Or just not own Oakleys? I don't get it.

party pooper said...

the premise of the joke is that you agree that oakleys are hideous monstrosities that only golf pros and cell phone salesmen wear. if you think these are some pretty sweet shades, this will not be funny to you at all.

Adam Snider said...

I'm pretty indifferent toward Oakleys, so I guess that's why I don't get it. They're not exactly cool, but I don't give a shit if someone decides to wear them. They're not as truly hideous as some of the things people pictured on this site wear.

robin said...

welcome to the south- where polos and oakleys prevail. so hardcore.

Gray said...

Those aren't Oakley's. They're Costa Del Mars and are required for upper middle class men.

Anonymous said...

Not to say that these guys are worth emulating, the two men on the left are wearing costas. Costa del mar' and Maui Jim's are prevalent almost everywhere. You must live in a commune, or a pathetic commune of a welfare state, not to see men wearing sunglasses in business casual attire.(What kind of weddings do you attend to mistake this setting for a wedding?)The guy on the right might be wearing Oakley's, and traditional oakley's at worst. I assure you that even though Oakley's are the only sunglasses known to thirteen year olds/xtreme dbags with bleached hair, most men (without matching nautical star tattoos) wouldn't be caught dead with them unless skiing. The one in the middle is wearing croakies with his glasses. Weak post. I can tell that the people around you from throughout your life must truly blow.

party pooper said...

holy shit, i never thought it would hurt this bad to have a new asshole ripped by a Sunglasses Hut employee.

Lily Knoxville said...

Hope you don't mind, I linked to this on my blog.

ihateyoursunglasses.blogspot.com

Good call!

darlin_virg said...

Oakleys/Maui Woaw-wees/Big Jimbos/ WHO-GIVES-A-FUCK-HOW-MUCH-THEY-COST!!! They look fucken RETARDED and belong on retarded ass arrogant fucks who actually DO give a rats ass as to the true brand/designer. I hope you choke on that stupid rubber thing holding your sunglasses together.

This post made ME laugh...