Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Oh Hello!!!!


Oh hi! It's just me, just bloggin' to ya. Here I am in my bedroom as usual, it's about 1pm and I guess I've about polished off this bottle of Chardonnay and a few brewskis, no big whup. Well, I guess not to much to report here. Oh yeah, I picked up this cute purple number over at Conway - you guys like? I'm pretty into fashion, and I hear animal print is totally IN this season; thought this little ditty was just so flirty and fun for summer oh-nine, right?

Oh! My dealer just paged me back, so I gotta go run out ot the payphone at the deli around the corner to hit him back. Ta-ta for now, friendsies!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think she does look pretty cute in that little purple number. and hey, at least she's not fat, right? fat will get you compared to an animal or a monster on this blog and elsewhere, and is obviously a way bigger deal than alcoholism or poor fashion sense.

-- chase said...

Your commenters seeming to be having a thin skin epidemic.

Brenda Marie King said...
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brenda said...

did you notice the dildo?!

Anonymous said...

Thank YOU! I thought I was the only one who noticed the Dildo lol

Anonymous said...

If nothing else, this makes me feel better about the slim possibility that the person on the other end of the sex chat isnt a55 year old dude.

Anonymous said...

her photo stream. is. crazy.

i don't feel good anymore.

Anonymous said...

I was about to leave a witty comment about how hilarious you are, then noticed others mentioned a DILDO in the picture. How did I over look that? So, back to the picture I go!

Jungle Jim said...

The timeless "I really, really HAVE to piss,... nevermind" look.

neil said...

sometimes i wish the 'babes' category was limited to actual babes. then i spot the dildo too.

Chum said...

that's actually a vibrator. Just to clarify...

Ducked Up said...

So close to a nip slip... Not that I would want to see that.

wordsprite said...

I DID notice the apparent lack of underpants and also lack of anything like a...towel...or anything under her a$$, so the dildo/vibe/whatever is just even that much more EWWWWWW!

Anonymous said...

Her photostream makes me uncomfortable

Anonymous said...

Just to clarify to the anonymous first poster-- The person was labeled a "monster" because their shirt said "monster" on it.

hku said...

Please stop calling my
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a dildo, thank you.

matt said...

i'D HIt IT.

Anonymous said...

She looks like Lars Ulrich in a negligee on heroin...sweeet!!!

kdub said...

Wow - she DOES look like Lars Ulrich in a negligee on heroin. Good call.

Louse Angel said...

"Lars Ulrich"
I Love Metalica

darlin_virg said...

Oh shit I think I pissed myself twice now since the post plus all the comments - hahaha! The comments always have me going back to the pic and scanning them for background items. Maybe she was taking a break from posting nude pics online. Love the expression on her face.

Breanne said...

That lady looks remarkably like my fiancee's mother (not enough for me to suspect that it is her, nor would my fiancee's mother be surrounded by so much alcohol), so I couldn't help reading this post in her voice. Epic lol.

Viagra Without Prescription said...

OK I must confess something, in the beginning I don't notice the dildo, in fact I thought in that girl with that face and that position in front of the PC, definitely she almost finish to give herself "a hand", you understand me dude.