Oh, to be that cakefrosted anticipationbetwixt gleaming thighs
9 chances out of 10 one of them farts on the bday cake. Girls can be so catty.
10 Points to "hku". There's no beating that!
that is the most beautiful poem i have ever read.
Apparently this is how 18 year olds celebrated their birthday..in 1982.
OK... I give... Where's the Dildo?
In the cake.
Dear Cruise Missle of Humor: Good to know.. .
Come play with us, Danny. -The Shining
Yeah, but who wants cake when dirty skirts have been brushing against it? Yuk. Frosting is all over that one thigh.
Ohh the days of white pantyhose...
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