Saturday, May 30, 2009

Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

I'm sorry mister sunburn, but have you never been outside during the summer before? Were you not aware of the sun's powers? Could you possibly be unaware of what would happen to your skin when you didn't apply sunblock at the beach?

Sunburns really don't get the credit they should for being the litmus test of total idiots. If you haven't figured out how the magic yellow orb in the sky works by now, you're screwed. There should be some sort of chart that measures up your level of sunburn with an equivalent density of fake spray tan; those two indicators probably measure about equally. For example, if you have just a light pink on your nose, that's about the same as using that Jergens tanning lotion - pretty reasonable, not off the deep end. But if you're a crispy lobster red, that same chip in your brain that tells you not to do stupid stuff is missing in the same place as George Hamilton's.



Ok, admittedly this theory needs some work. But at least agree that if you're a knucklehead like this guy, you probably believe this song is pretty DEEP:

8 comments:

Emperor Justinian said...

I remember really hating that song. After hearing it again, I still hate it. But, I love dude's burn lines.

Patrick said...

I like the song and you can all eat a bag of cocks.

snowy said...

mmmm. . . bag of choc . . oh wait a minute.

brodie said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YwqFz14xY4

Sir Elof said...

worst day of his life?
Burnmarks, as in face and just drinkin cola...

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