Thursday, March 5, 2009

Ladies, Take Your Pick: Pt. 2

This one is a total no brainer. The red cup guy is too drunk and has a smelly futon without a top sheet. The chubby longhair has weed and low self-esteem and therefore will worship you like a princess.



If you chose the beer gutted guy in the background, you get 100 bonus points only redeemable at Planned Parenthood.

16 comments:

downtown guy said...

If David Cross and Jack Osborne had a son, it would be that longhaired guy.

Anonymous said...

Your sense of perception is unequaled. It's like Columbo, Monk, Angela Lansbury and the guy from Psyche had an orgy and made you. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Dave Grohl and Jack Osbourne are looking at you!

matt said...

Dave Grohl and Kato from Urge Overkill: 1987

Josh said...

I know the guy with the beard.

party pooper said...

Josh, I will buy you a million pizzas if the bearded guy has a real mattress, boxspring (on a bedframe, not the floor), with matching sheet set (fitted, flat sheet, and pillowcases) plus a real comforter/duvet (duvet must have a cover).

Josh said...

Be his friend and find out!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sonny-Kay/565197843#/s.php?k=100000080&id=565197843&sid=624f8f016d7d65abe1be17075376b293

Dave - American Platypus said...

Hey! I happen to resemble... all three of those guys. The smelly bed, the weed and princess worshipping, and the beer gut, all rolled into one!

Eh, I suck.

spectacular views said...

HAHAH omg so funny

Anonymous said...

The guy with the long hair looks like a girl I know.

Not even joking.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure the guy with the red cup is Sonny Kay who runs the record label GSL and sang for the following bands... Angel Hair, The Vss, Year Future among many others.

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aosLeather said...

I know the guy with the long hair. (hi matt!) To my knowledge, he's never had a problem with self-esteem ;-)

Anonymous said...

Long hair guy: Matt from Qui! Holler!

Anonymous said...

that is Matt from Qui. He does have low self esteem. He's also an incredibly big jerk. Kudos to the poster.